How do I work in a place like this..? :S Read !?

um, I dunno how to tell you this sweetheart but that movie was fictional, those places don't exist in real life. Try going to college and earning a real career like everyone else. America needs less kids waiting for handouts, good looking men don't rescue prostitutes, and there is no fountain of youth, when will american women learn that hillywood is exploiting impossible dreams?! (20 points to anyone who can answwer that...im sorry my points carry the same value as those distributed on whose line is it anyway)