You understand mi patois?

Mi live a mobay but anna deh suh mi wah stay doe. So mi file a passport fi gahrn a newyork and mi aready fine a place inna di big city. So far, mi love it so a deh mi a go tan fi di haliday, Buss a chune, go have fun. Enjoy newyork as it is! Big up to new york! Dun no! :p could you translate? Best answer..